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DonaldTrump

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Current Ranking: 2

“Who ever loved that loved not at first sight?” — William Shakespeare

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Places I've been:

Waldy's Wood Fired Pizza & Penne

I was so impressive at last night's #GOPDebate that Michael Reagan came up to me afterwards and accidentally called me "Dad."

Domino's Pizza

Ronald Reagan loved me so much he wanted to adopt me, but I already put Trump in big letters on all my buildings. #GOPDebate

Artichoke Basille's Pizza & Brewery

I loved it so much I bought the entire franchise and now we're calling it "Trump's Artichoke Basille's Pizza & Brewery"

California Pizza Kitchen at Park Avenue South

I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created.

Pizza Paradise

It was terrible. The owner refused to show me his birth certificate.

OTTO Enoteca e Pizzeria

The beauty of me is that I'm very rich.

Patsy's Pizzeria

I'd look her right in that fat, ugly face of hers and say, ‘Rosie, you’re fired.'

42nd Street Restaurant and Pizza

I don't actually like pizza but I can't let pizzakid beat me so I'm running around New York City eating at pizza restaurants.

Claudio Pizzeria

The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive.

2 Bros Pizza

When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. All the time.

Famous Famiglia Pizza

I will build a great wall — and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me —and I’ll build them very inexpensively. I will build a great, great wall on our southern border, and I will make Mexico pay for that wall. Mark my words.

John's of Times Square

If you can’t get rich dealing with politicians, there’s something wrong with you.

Tavola

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate.

Patsy's Pizzeria

All the women on The Apprentice flirted with me — consciously or unconsciously. That’s to be expected.

Belmora Pizza & Restaurant

I'm Donald Trump. I wrote 'The Art of the Deal.' I say that not in a braggadocious way.

57 Napoli Pizza E Vino

I’m not a schmuck.

Angelo's Pizza

It was good.