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“Who ever loved that loved not at first sight?” — William Shakespeare
I was so impressive at last night's #GOPDebate that Michael Reagan came up to me afterwards and accidentally called me "Dad."
Ronald Reagan loved me so much he wanted to adopt me, but I already put Trump in big letters on all my buildings. #GOPDebate
I loved it so much I bought the entire franchise and now we're calling it "Trump's Artichoke Basille's Pizza & Brewery"
I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created.
It was terrible. The owner refused to show me his birth certificate.
The beauty of me is that I'm very rich.
I'd look her right in that fat, ugly face of hers and say, ‘Rosie, you’re fired.'
I don't actually like pizza but I can't let pizzakid beat me so I'm running around New York City eating at pizza restaurants.
The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive.
When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. All the time.
I will build a great wall — and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me —and I’ll build them very inexpensively. I will build a great, great wall on our southern border, and I will make Mexico pay for that wall. Mark my words.
If you can’t get rich dealing with politicians, there’s something wrong with you.
A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate.
All the women on The Apprentice flirted with me — consciously or unconsciously. That’s to be expected.
I'm Donald Trump. I wrote 'The Art of the Deal.' I say that not in a braggadocious way.
I’m not a schmuck.
It was good.